When an annual legendary birthday party turns into an accidental 35-man orgy due to one hilariously misworded invitation, chaos, laughter, and unexpected gifts ensue. The night starts as an extravagant multi-day festival of booze, music, and flirtation, but takes a wild turn when the birthday host realizes his gift table is mysteriously empty—only to later discover that his guests interpreted “bring your package wrapped” a little too literally.

As a parade of enthusiastic suitors arrive one by one, the birthday boy faces a choice between panic and endurance, ultimately embracing the most unexpected marathon of his life. By morning, with the party still raging and a brand-new pool slide installed in his backyard, he stumbles into the aftermath, physically exhausted but undeniably victorious.

The story wraps up with hilarious post-party texts, unsolicited marriage proposals, and the realization that some IOUs are worth cashing in. Lessons are learned (mostly), neighbors remain scandalized, and one thing is certain—next year’s birthday has some serious expectations to meet.

Moral of the story? Always double-check your invitations—and maybe do some light stretching beforehand. 🎉🔥